Character Card
Harry Lambourne
The Grey Archwizard of the Valley
Class: Wizard (Sommelier subclass) · Level: About to Ascend · Alignment: Chaotic Good (louder after midnight)
STR
14
Still carries 4 pints, no tray
−1
DEX
11
Fine til pint six, then gravity wins
−3
CON
17
Legendary tolerance. Structural integrity: optional
+0
INT
15
Could ID a corked Rioja blindfolded
−1
WIS
9
Master's in Philosophy — all theory, zero applied wisdom
−4
CHA
18
Sealed the deal with his fiancée in the loos of Antwerp Mansion
+1
💸 The Stag Tax
−3 to every modifier above, all weekend. Grooms don't get to be OP on their own stag. The numbers on his stats are shown after tax — that's what actually applies.
🪄 Wizard Perks — read closely, Harry
- Sommelier's Palate.Unlimited Any roll about choosing a drink — auto success, no roll needed. Old habits.
- The Valley Faithful.Unlimited Anyone winds him up about Charlton? His next roll gets Advantage (roll twice, take the best).
- The Antwerp Blessing.Unlimited Advantage on any Charisma-flavoured roll made in a club toilet, or anywhere with questionable lighting. Proven pulling ground.
- Grey Wizard's Wisdom.1 / day He may declare "as an old and wise wizard..." to force a reroll of any one failed roll. Spend it wisely.